It's the Juggernaut (Bitch)
The Juggernaut is a recurring villain in X-Men story arcs. He is Charles Xavier's step-brother, and a constant nuisance to the X-Men. He is also practically indestructible. This guy is a bad mofo. Check it.
Wait wait wait.......who the hell is the guy next to him??? This is what was given to us in X-Men: The Last Stand. This guy had no relation to Xavier, was found randomly in a truck, and was thwarted by Kitty Pryde. Yeah, no thanks. What they should've done: See any episode of X-Men: The Animated Series. Ever.
Wait, Amnesia??
Yes, amnesia. This was by far, the most ridiculous plot hole to be included in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. At the end of the movie, William Stryker loads a revolver with adamantium bullets, and shoots him in the head with the intent of removing his memory. Wait, what? Yes, here is an excerpt from the horrible, horrible script.
What in the flying fuck?? Adamantium can't be destroyed, even by other adamantium. This is why he can rub his claws together all he wants. Worst that would happen if he were shot would be that he'd get a bad headache. His body has been evaporated to the point of only leaving behind a skeleton, and he still remembered everything.
CORNELIUS We saved the leftover adamantium from the Weapon X procedure. Stryker plucks one of the bullets from its niche and rolls it between his fingers, examining it with a practiced eye. CORNELIUS (cont'd) Each one's got a high-explosive core. Two in the head and Logan's brain will have to regenerate from scratch. STRYKER They won't kill him? CORNELIUS According to the computer models we ran, there's a 30 percent chance his healing factor will reconstitute the gray matter. But those synaptic bridges that form our memories? Gone. If he survives, his brain will come back fresh.
Not only that, but how the hell could they predict that it would erase his memory. Honestly, the amount of effort that was put into making a coherent plot was almost as much as the money they put into the special effects for this movie: not much.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!111
In X-Men: First Class, they assemble a team of mutants to combat a new adversary, which I won't reveal. What I will reveal is this: one of the members was Alex Summers, a.k.a. Havok. Yes, the younger brother of Scott Summers that was one of Xavier's first students was on the team....in 1962. What the fucking fuck?? There are so many things wrong with this!!! First off, he is the YOUNGER brother, and Scott was only about 30 in the movies and series. No fucking way Alex was alive in 1962. Secondly, they made his powers only focus through his chest, even though he uses his arms. Why do that? That's just confusing, makes him seem like he's Chamber or something. Now I know some people will say this is ok because Alex is older than Scott in the Ultimate continuity, but those people can't explain how Alex would more than a decade older than Scott when this is not the case in the Ultimate continuity. Plus, Ultimate Marvel sucks; it's full of incest and people who should be white and have hair on their heads. Case in point, Nick Fury.
I WANT MY NICK FURY TO BE WHITE DAMNIT!!!
Ok, I think that was some healthy venting. This is probably the most geektastic thing I have ever written. Keep in mind that these are just a bunch of pet peeves from a guy who grew up watching and reading this stuff. This is not to say that the movies are bad (except for Origins and Last Stand): I thoroughly enjoyed most of the Marvel movies that have come out thus far, and have high hopes for the Captain America movie that is coming out later this summer. I really hope I'm not the only person that is bugged by things like this.
was a four issue comic series released in the mid 90's, and I sadly did not know about it until a few years ago. It tells the story of a news photographer named Phil Sheldon who is witness to the rise of the superhero, referred to at first as "Marvels". It is a great place to start for people who don't really read comics or are familiar with the cannon. You won't find parallel universes or doppelganger clones here, only really solid storytelling that focuses more on Sheldon's perspective of things rather than the heroes themselves. This may sound kinda counter-intuitive: who the hell reads comics for the regular people in them? Yet the great dialog and character development pulls you in and smothers you with a pillow made of plot development and drama.
. It looks very realistic, while at the same time not making superheroes look ridiculous, a la Batman and Robin. Emotion is conveyed well by this drawing style, and ultimately gives characters more depth.